Wednesday, May 25, 2005
hey peeps.
its been so glumming lately.
i really haf nothin to tok abt.
so i shall copy n paste some jokes for our entertainment.
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ”
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
hehehs. guys suck.
yes dey do. dun try arguing wif me.
Smoking in the Rain
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
hahaha. i noe dats sick. hope dey make u laugh, smile or at d very least cringe.
got em from joke.com btw.
byes!
smile always.
love u.
-filzah berambut bertepek
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